Exclamation of delight
(similar to the more modern Ya Dancer)
Ah broke ma leg, nae school
for two weeks. Ya beauty!
Ya Dancer
Exclamation
of delight used when something really good happens
to a Ned. (And let’s face it - in the life of a Ned
this is a very rare occurrence and must be
celebrated.)
What a lucky person I am
- I put on a tenner on the Instant Lottery and I
have managed to get a ticket with a £2 prize.
Yah (eg Yah shitbag)
You
Ye
You
Yer
Your / You are
Yersel
Yourself
Ye's
You
Yin
One
Yon
Them / That
See yon burd - she's a proper minger.
That gorgeous girl over
there refuses to go out with me.
Yonks
A long time age
Ah huvnae seen ma maw for
yonks.
I have not
seen my mother since that time I borrowed £200.
Young team.
A young ned gang.
Youse
Used as plural of you
Yur
Your
From Why Did the
Haggis Cross the Road?
by Stuart McLean
Whisky Jokes
Warning Labels that should be on whisky bottles:
Drinking whisky will make you to dance like a retard.
Drinking whisky may result in pregnancy.
Drinking whisky will make you tell everyone that you love
them - over and over and over again.
Drinking whisky may leave you wondering what happened to
your bra and panties.
Drinking whisky will make even your spouse look sexy.
Drinking whisky will make you more attractive to the
opposite sex – but only if they’re drinking twice as much as
you.
