our collection of poems by
Glaswegian Poet & Writer Stuart McLean
On a Lass of Amazonian Stature
Oh Maisie she’s a right bonnie big lass,
Built like an elephant an’ twice the mass,
Wae eyes as big as mince meat pies,
An’ the strength tae kill men atween her thighs.
Dinnae fo’ fae the charms of her mighty tits,
Or ye’ll end up bein’ buried in twenty bits.
Oh Maisie she’s a right bonnie big lass.
Copyright Stuart McLean : from No'