Sa'

I had to have my right leg amputated after the crash but actually I rather enjoy walking on crutches.

Sairest

The Saltire, Saint Andrew's Cross, or crux decussata, is a heraldic symbol in the form of a diagonal cross. Saint Andrew (patron Saint of Scotland) is said to have been martyred on such a cross.

The pub is also home to the skull of the last witch to be executed in Scotland which resides in a glass case in the bar area. It is also believed that the pub is haunted by, among others, the ghost of a former owner, Angus.

It derives from the Scottish Gaelic Sasunnach meaning, originally, "Saxon", from the Latin "Saxones"; it was also formerly applied by Highlanders to (non-Gaelic-speaking) Lowlanders.

Typical Sassenachs

The assumption behind the term Sauchiehall Princess is that the young girl in question has parents who spoil her rotten - so are likely to take her on a shopping spree to Glasgow and buy her anything she wants.

Unlike other countries, we allow killers, rapist, muggers, robbers and plumbers to freely roam our streets just because the police are too incompetent to fabricate a bit of evidence.

Nowadays kids couldn't be arsed fighting over less than a twenty pond note.

He was a little bit embarrassed when is mother found him in the bath playing with his plastic duck while reading the Playboy.

I have finally gone insane.

Gosh, who would expect snow in January - that came right out of the blue!!!

Shut Up!!!!

Shoot

Sitooter

Conservatory

'Jinks, Willie and Jean ur huvin' a sitooter built.'

Yer kiddin' - They'll be huvin' a lavvie built before ye know it!'

'Goodness - our posh neighbours are having a conservatory built.'

'You jest - why it won't belong before their having a toilet built too.'

Also used to suggest that someone is very skinny.

Skelter

Sleekit

May I partake in the pleasure of your Irn-Bru?

Better a sma’ fish than an empty dish.
It’s better to eat well at McDonalds than to wash dishes at the Ritz.
[From A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up the Kilt]

Sorted
noun
Ned equivalent of the expression ‘everything is tickety-boo’. So, when a Ned’s Nova has had its big end repaired or he finally manages to get his CD collection into alphabetical order, he will say, “sorted man.”
[From Ned Speak by Stuart McLean]

Sprogs

"The Steamie" is a comedy-drama stage play, written by Rab C. Nesbitt actor Tony Roper. It followed the lives of a group of 1950s Glasgow women washing their clothes in a public washhouse (steamie). It was first performed at the Crawford Theatre, Glasgow in 1987.

Well gonnae stoap it - it's really getting oan ma tits.

The Stone of Scone, also commonly known as the Stone of Destiny or the Coronation Stone is an oblong block of red sandstone, used for centuries in the coronation of the monarchs of Scotland, the monarchs of England, and, more recently, British monarchs. Historically, the artefact was kept at Scone Abbey in Scone, near Perth,

Strang

Sometimes referred to as the Clockwork Orange Death.

There are fifteen stations arranged in a loop.

The subway is nicknamed nickname, "The Clockwork Orange" (supposedly coined from the title of the book and film A Clockwork Orange).

* Hillhead — Serves the University of Glasgow, Glasgow Botanic Gardens and Byres Road
* Kelvinbridge — For Great Western Road and Kelvingrove Park.
* St. George’s Cross - Surface building rebuilt during construction of M8 during late 1960s
* Cowcaddens - Serves The Willow Tearooms and Glasgow School of Art
* Buchanan Street — connects to Glasgow Queen Street Station via travelator
* St Enoch — short walk to Glasgow Central Station and Argyle Street railway station
* Bridge Street. Serves the O2 Academy.
* West Street.
* Shields Road. Park and Ride.
* Kinning Park
* Cessnock — Serves the Glasgow Science Centre (including Glasgow Tower, the IMAX cinema), BBC Scotland and the STV Studios
* Ibrox — (named Copland Road before modernisation) (also serves Ibrox stadium)
* Govan (named Govan Cross before modernisation)
* Partick (replaced the pre-modernisation Merkland Street station; the old station is slightly to the south-west of the current one)
* Kelvinhall (named Partick Cross before modernisation).

Sun

Will you help me finish off these six bottles of malt whisky?