JENNY: Through our strict policy of minimum bed occupancy, nominal staffing and a sanitised sanitation regime we have slashed our costs significantly. In fact our cost levels make a mockery of the plans to close this vital facility.
JENNY: Well you don’t expect us to allow mere patients to ruin our plans to stay open, do you? If we let them just turn up whenever they want and get treatment we would never be able to meet our targets. (PAUSE)
(LOUDLY) Hey you! Yes you with the axe in your head! Get out off here and stop annoying my nurses will you . . .
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