Yer Hard Edged Dictionary o' Glaswegian and Scottish words.


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Glaswegian Words

Doric Words

Gaelic Words

Top 10 Scottish Words

Rabbie Burns Poems

Stuart McLean Poems

McGonagall Poems

Top 100 Scottish Songs

Top 100 Scottish Rhymes

Funny Scottish Scripts

Scottish Cities

Scottish Towns

Scottish Islands

Islands by Size

Scottish Munro's

Scottish Lochs

Scottish Rivers

Scottish Whisky

Scottish Boys Names

Scottish Girls Names

Doric Carnival

Images of Scotland

Glasgow Race for Life

Glasgow Race for Life 09


Scottish & Scotland

Funny Books by thon Scottish guy Stuart McLean - available UK, Canada, USA and ither countries.

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No' Rabbie Burns - funny Scottish Poems

Rabbie Burns Scottish Poet Books

Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road? - hilarious Scottish jokes.


A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt - witty Scottish proverbs.

A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt

Ned Speak

Learn  the lingo of the Scottish Ned - and you will love them even more.

glasgow slang words

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Funny Scottish and Glaswegian Scripts for Plays.

A collection of short humour scripts for your amusement . . .

House Prices by Stuart Macfarlane


WILLIE: Hey Rab, did ye see thit hoose prices in Scotland huv risen anither 10 pur cent?

RAB: Jings. Dae ye recon thit ma hoose hus gone up too?

WILLIE: Naw - ah don’t know thit there’s much demand fur accommodation under ra Kingstone Bridge.

RAB: Fair point there.

WILLIE: But see if ye wur tae take yer cardboard box an’ relocate it tae Bearsden it wud be wurth a wee fortune.

RAB: Aye, yer right there – but see it wid be wan hell o’ a distance tae humph ma Big Issues in ra mornin’.

Naw am jist is happy stayin’ where Ah um.

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