Yer Hard Edged Dictionary o' Glaswegian and Scottish words.


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Glaswegian Words

Doric Words

Gaelic Words

Top 10 Scottish Words

Rabbie Burns Poems

Stuart McLean Poems

McGonagall Poems

Top 100 Scottish Songs

Top 100 Scottish Rhymes

Funny Scottish Scripts

Scottish Cities

Scottish Towns

Scottish Islands

Islands by Size

Scottish Munro's

Scottish Lochs

Scottish Rivers

Scottish Whisky

Scottish Boys Names

Scottish Girls Names

Doric Carnival

Images of Scotland

Glasgow Race for Life

Glasgow Race for Life 09


Scottish & Scotland

Funny Books by thon Scottish guy Stuart McLean - available UK, Canada, USA and ither countries.

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No' Rabbie Burns - funny Scottish Poems

Rabbie Burns Scottish Poet Books

Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road? - hilarious Scottish jokes.


A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt - witty Scottish proverbs.

A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt

Ned Speak

Learn  the lingo of the Scottish Ned - and you will love them even more.

glasgow slang words

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Funny Scottish and Glaswegian Scripts for Plays.

A collection of short humour scripts for your amusement . . .

Queen Visits Kelvingrove Art Gallery by Stuart Macfarlane

WOMAN 1: Excuse me hen but there’s a queue fur the lavvie.

QUEEN: One is very sorry but one is in a great hurry for one needs to declare this wonderful art gallery officially open.

WOMAN 2: Look luv, jist cos you’ve goat a crown on yer heed an that disnae meen ye need a crap any mare than we dae.

QUEEN: Pardon one but one must say that as your queen one has certain privileges so one must insist that one goes first.

WOMAN 1: Ow, she’s full o’ hersel’ int she?

WOMAN 2: Aye, who dis she think she is?


WOMAN 1: The wee bugger! Did ye see that? She jist rushed in afair us.

QUEEN: (MUFFLED VOICE FROM WITHIN TOILET CUBICLE) Let that be a lesson to you (SHORT PAUSE) a royal flush always beats a pair of commoners.

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