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Glaswegian Words

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Top 10 Scottish Words


Rabbie Burns Poems

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Top 100 Scottish Songs

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Funny Scottish Scripts


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Glasgow Race for Life

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No' Rabbie Burns - funny Scottish Poems

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Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road? - hilarious Scottish jokes.

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A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt - witty Scottish proverbs.

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Ned Speak

Learn  the lingo of the Scottish Ned - and you will love them even more.

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Funny Scottish and Glaswegian Scripts for Plays.

A collection of short humour scripts for your amusement . . .

Mud or flames by Stuart Macfarlane

MUD OR FLAMES?



FIREMAN: Hello, we’re frae the fire brigade and that. We’re here tae put oot yer fire.



F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE

WOMAN: Oh aye? Well gonnie take aff yer boots furst?



F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER

FIREMAN: Whit?



F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER

WOMAN: Gonnie take those boots aff?



F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER

FIREMAN: Whit fur?



F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER

WOMAN: Ah’ve jist hud this new kerpet put doon.



F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER

FIREMAN: But missus, yer hoose is up in flames!



F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER

WOMAN: Look, jist cos ma hoose is burnin’ doon disnae mean Ah need tae let ma standards slip completely – so get thase boots aff right now.



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