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Funny Scottish
and Glaswegian Scripts for Plays.
A collection of short
humour scripts for your amusement . . .
Mud or flames by Stuart Macfarlane
MUD OR FLAMES?
FIREMAN: Hello, we’re frae the fire brigade and that. We’re here tae put oot yer fire.
F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE
WOMAN: Oh aye? Well gonnie take aff yer boots furst?
F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER
FIREMAN: Whit?
F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER
WOMAN: Gonnie take those boots aff?
F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER
FIREMAN: Whit fur?
F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER
WOMAN: Ah’ve jist hud this new kerpet put doon.
F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER
FIREMAN: But missus, yer hoose is up in flames!
F/X: CRACKLING OF FIRE – GETTING LOUDER
WOMAN: Look, jist cos ma hoose is burnin’ doon disnae mean Ah need tae let ma standards slip completely – so get thase boots aff right now.
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See copying awe
ma stuff and sticking it oan yer ain website or blog - gonnae no dae
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Huv a look it this
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John Logie Baird and
Television : Images Across Space by yon smart guy Dr. Douglas Brown
Buy :
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